Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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