With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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