Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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