I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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