Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Small penises have feelings too.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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