I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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