Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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