i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
we should paint friendship bongs
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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