I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
you never un-have a 4some
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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