the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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