jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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