So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
sex in a hospital.. check
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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