I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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