i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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