can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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