ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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