actually, I'm a sock model
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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