so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
