I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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