why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
Randomize
