If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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