you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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