chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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