Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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