You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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