Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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