I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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