i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
