people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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