I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Four minutes until I can fart!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
