i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the condom got lost in my hair
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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