Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
only you would photoshop your dick
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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