why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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