ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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