Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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