Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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