Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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