Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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