The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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