He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
