There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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