She's JV to your varsity
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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