So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i out mim tonsoeep
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