Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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