i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Dear god my vagina.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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