You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Four minutes until I can fart!
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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