Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
