I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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