This girl is more easily done than said...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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