Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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