The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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