How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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