at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
