So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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