Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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