are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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