I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I love having hate sex.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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