Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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